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amburgered:

In fact it’s arguably only usable as a umbrella against mist.

(via killallthespiders)

psychattack:

“Gus, don’t be…”

• Exactly half of an eleven pound Black Forest ham.
• A gooey chocolate chip cookie.
• A wet sponge with hair hanging off of it.
• A myopic chihuahua.
• A rabid porcupine.
• The American adaptation of the British Gus.
• Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan.
• This crevasse in my arm.
• Such a gloomy you.
• The third Thompson twin with dreadlocks.
• An incorrigible Eskimo Pie with a caramel ribbon.
• All “I am not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe”.
• The sock that got lost in the dryer.
• A giant snapping turtle.
• A silly goose.
• The one game at “Chuck E. Cheese’s” that isn’t broken.
• A wondering wildaberry.
• Nick Cage’s accent in “Con Air”.
• Leon from the “Like a Prayer” video.
• Topher Grace running on the beach at the end of “Good Company”.
• William Zabka from “Back to School”.
• The last of the famous international Playboys.
• A wounded bumblebee.
• The only black lead on a major cable network.
• A paranoid schizophrenic.
• Both Ashley Simpson albums.
• The way Eriq La Salle spells “Eric”.
• A crazy hooligan.
• Principle AND interest.
• Your Jury Summons I “accidentally” threw away last month along with something they call a “W-2”
• “Fine Young Cannibal’s” cover of “Suspicious Minds”.
• The drool that drips from a baby’s chin.
• A hard mathematical equation.
• A tube half full of broken Pringles.
• A whacked wombat.

(via nabix)

allthingseurope:

Linderhof, Bavaria, Germany (by werner boehm *)

(via enchanted-fairytale-dreams)