okay so my sister and i were sitting around and noticed the sound of a clock ticking which was fine until we realized that there are no clocks in our apartment whatsoever and i’ve never been more certain that Doctor Who is real and we’re probably going to die
WE FOUND A CLOCK BUT IT DOESN’T HAVE A SECONDS HAND AND APPEARS TO BE BROKEN BUT WE STILL HEAR TICKING GOODBYE FRIENDS THE CLOCKWORK DROIDS ARE COMING FOR US
i had this teacher and he always used to make this joke;
'where do pencils go on holiday?….pencilvania!'
but one lesson we were just reading quietly and he just stood up from marking tests and said 'Oh. My. God. Pennsylvania's a real place.'
then he started laughing so hard he covered his face with both hands and walked out and different teacher had to continue the lesson